I knew I should’ve gotten that appendectomy…

My cadaver is apparently worth: (sorry, the image won’t work on this silly blog, for some reason)

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And an appendectomy would make me worth at least a couple hundred bucks more.

Still, I have to figure that bodies are worth much more on the black market. You know, evil villains pay top dollar for their nefarious purposes.